Tonight's Card · 2026-07-14 · field of 110 weighed in · median liquidity $2,874 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 2190.4 +250% Reigning champion ▣ febu 2-0, belt since 2026-07-11, 1 defense

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · HBULL vs WORLDCUP

Green corner · favorite

HBULL(1-0)

HBULL / SOL

vol $3,844,147

liq $189,813

24h +9,873%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

WORLDCUP(0-1)

WORLDCUP / SOL

vol $1,520,173

liq $187,917

24h +256%

flags 0

DESK LINE: HBULL -120 · WORLDCUP +120

implied 55% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

HBULL		WORLDCUP
$3,844,147	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$1,520,173
$189,813	liquiditycan anyone leave	$187,917
+9,873%	24h movethe candle	+256%
20.3x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	8.1x
64.7	composite scorethe desk's number	62.7
0	red flagscommission notes	0
46,585	24h transactionsbodies in the building	19,568
14,250	unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake	4,060
$3,179,368	FDVreported, not judged	$1,874,794

Judges' Scorecard

Round	HBULL	WORLDCUP
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	9
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	10
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	10	9
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · unanimous decision	50	48

The desk's verdictHBULL takes it on volume, turnover. WORLDCUP showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

The Undercard

TrumpCoin(0-0-1)

vol $10,754,068 · liq $111,459 · +1,371% · ▲1

49-49 · -110/+110

brain(0-0-1)

vol $6,491,648 · liq $91,720 · +3,219% · ▲1

The judges cannot separate TrumpCoin and brain. Nobody is happy, which is how you know the scoring is honest.

PCAT(1-0)W

vol $3,779,080 · liq $45,017 · +758% · ▲1

49-46 · -221/+221

NTFS(0-1)

vol $80,821 · liq $161,927 · +22,149% · ▲1

PCAT takes it on volume, turnover. NTFS spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Split decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
CP (CAPTAIN PUMPZILLA)	$30,754	walked in unassisted
$KillDonJr (James Gerald Eckert Jr.)	$24,237	walked in unassisted
bullfart (bullfart)	$17,153	walked in unassisted
IBM (I Buy Memes)	$15,720	walked in unassisted
Flea (Flea The Claynosaur)	$14,840	walked in unassisted

The Obituaries · fighters featured on past cards, since departed

The departed	Featured	Liquidity then	Liquidity now	Cause of death
GDWR (GDWR / SOL)	2026-07-12	$42,731	$0	delisted from the index entirely; the venue denies the fight ever happened

The desk notes the median token covered here goes to zero. This section exists because that is not a metaphor.

Commission Notes · open flags on tonight's participants

Fighter	Flag on file
TrumpCoin	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
brain	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
PCAT	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
NTFS	FDV/liquidity absurd

Flags are mechanical: turnover past 50x liquidity, exit doors under $5k, FDV/liquidity past 500x. A flag costs points on the composite score and loses the discipline round. The commission does not negotiate.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status
popdog	$0	$10,100	PAID PROMO
RocketCoin	$0	$8,635	PAID PROMO

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