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Archived card · 2026-07-23 · field of 110 weighed in · median liquidity $2,885 · as it stood that night

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · NINJIMOTHY vs normoids

Green corner · favorite
NINJIMOTHY(1-0)
NINJIMOTHY / SOL
vol $1,357,246
liq $52,496
24h +1,281%
flags 0
VS
5 judged rounds
Red corner · challenger
normoids(0-1)
normoids / SOL
vol $2,014,621
liq $38,574
24h +648%
flags 1
DESK LINE: NINJIMOTHY -141 · normoids +141
implied 59% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

NINJIMOTHYnormoids
$1,357,24624h volumeis anyone trading it$2,014,621
$52,496liquiditycan anyone leave$38,574
+1,281%24h movethe candle+648%
25.9xturnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash52.2x
61.9composite scorethe desk's number58.2
0red flagscommission notes1
35,73524h transactionsbodies in the building36,087
14,093unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake5,208
$454,166FDVreported, not judged$216,824

Judges' Scorecard

RoundNINJIMOTHYnormoids
R1 volume
real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big
1010
R2 liquidity
depth of the exit door, same bar
1010
R3 momentum
24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight
1010
R4 turnover
healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized
109
R5 discipline
fewest red flags on file
109
Totals · unanimous decision5048
The desk's verdictNINJIMOTHY takes it on turnover, discipline. normoids spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Unanimous decision.

The Undercard

Kyle(1-0)W
vol $1,859,285 · liq $52,963 · +202%
VS
50-46 · -140/+140
Syrax(0-1)
vol $1,906,189 · liq $24,381 · +213% · ▲1
Kyle takes it on liquidity, turnover, discipline. Syrax spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Unanimous decision.
GROK(0-1)
vol $54,756 · liq $121,649 · +5,964%
VS
45-49 · -101/+101
WKET(1-0)
vol $7,068,727 · liq $258,596 · +122%
KET takes it on volume, liquidity, turnover. GROK showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

New Blood that night

DebutWeigh-in liquidityPromotional assistance
USOH (United States Oil Holdings) $355,922 walked in unassisted
USOH (USOH) $227,532 walked in unassisted
AORP (American Oil Relief Program) $183,873 walked in unassisted
GROK (Grok Conjecture) $124,215 walked in unassisted
HONEY (Justice for Honey) $30,064 walked in unassisted

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