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Archived card · 2026-07-14 · field of 110 weighed in · median liquidity $2,874 · as it stood that night

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · HBULL vs WORLDCUP

Green corner · favorite
HBULL(1-0)
HBULL / SOL
vol $3,844,147
liq $189,813
24h +9,873%
flags 0
VS
5 judged rounds
Red corner · challenger
WORLDCUP(0-1)
WORLDCUP / SOL
vol $1,520,173
liq $187,917
24h +256%
flags 0
DESK LINE: HBULL -120 · WORLDCUP +120
implied 55% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

HBULLWORLDCUP
$3,844,14724h volumeis anyone trading it$1,520,173
$189,813liquiditycan anyone leave$187,917
+9,873%24h movethe candle+256%
20.3xturnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash8.1x
64.7composite scorethe desk's number62.7
0red flagscommission notes0
46,58524h transactionsbodies in the building19,568
14,250unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake4,060
$3,179,368FDVreported, not judged$1,874,794

Judges' Scorecard

RoundHBULLWORLDCUP
R1 volume
real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big
109
R2 liquidity
depth of the exit door, same bar
1010
R3 momentum
24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight
1010
R4 turnover
healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized
109
R5 discipline
fewest red flags on file
1010
Totals · unanimous decision5048
The desk's verdictHBULL takes it on volume, turnover. WORLDCUP showed up, which counts for something. Unanimous decision.

The Undercard

TrumpCoin(0-0-1)
vol $10,754,068 · liq $111,459 · +1,371% · ▲1
VS
49-49 · -110/+110
brain(0-0-1)
vol $6,491,648 · liq $91,720 · +3,219% · ▲1
The judges cannot separate TrumpCoin and brain. Nobody is happy, which is how you know the scoring is honest.
PCAT(1-0)W
vol $3,779,080 · liq $45,017 · +758% · ▲1
VS
49-46 · -221/+221
NTFS(0-1)
vol $80,821 · liq $161,927 · +22,149% · ▲1
PCAT takes it on volume, turnover. NTFS spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Split decision.

New Blood that night

DebutWeigh-in liquidityPromotional assistance
CP (CAPTAIN PUMPZILLA) $30,754 walked in unassisted
$KillDonJr (James Gerald Eckert Jr.) $24,237 walked in unassisted
bullfart (bullfart) $17,153 walked in unassisted
IBM (I Buy Memes) $15,720 walked in unassisted
Flea (Flea The Claynosaur) $14,840 walked in unassisted

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